. . . But wait. This one is good. As in really, really good. Bump It Up is an hilariously realistic style guide for all four trimesters, with useful tips on rockin’ your bump with non-maternity clothes, accessorizing on the cheap, and creating a “faux glow.” Brilliant for any expecting mom who needs help thinking outside the sweatpants. Hits stands March 23rd; available now for pre-order at amazon.com.